insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States
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Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00
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Mystery
mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States
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Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States
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Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States
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Tis the season…
evil Santa - - United States - Solon
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Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States
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macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City
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Chance115 - 11/09/2018 23:30
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Unattack dog
woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir
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One of the funniest FML's i've ever read. Bravo old chap
it was me
jloverr
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are you high?
Joser11
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Must have been a short mugging.
Midgets have feelings too you know
marissastearns
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Don't under estimate little people!!
Tell my wife I want her home. Lol.
It seems like OP could've just started running because midgets have stumpy legs and can't keep up with average sized people. Maybe it was a midget with a gun *shrugs*
FUNNIEST DAMN FML
Well, this was a short one.
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So would you say you're short on cash now?
Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"