Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
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Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, I got dumped for not "walking the talk" by someone who'd laid a whole bunch of relationship ground rules on day one, and conveniently violated each one of them in two weeks. FML
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Top comments
602offroad 12
Maybe for the third time you should dump him.
devinaww 15
Maybe he'll forget he dumped you next week?
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Comments (42)
Monica_J 7
Dodged a bullet
mandylove101 3
why are you still with him?
edmunson 22
Ditto the comment about why...how did he even get close enough to dump you again? When it's over move on...and don't give the asshat another chance to "forget"!
species4872 19
Should have time him the second time that it was you that broke up with him the first time.
alainopotato 20
Hoping that this guy is just an ass and doesn't have early onset Alzheimer's or something Otherwise it would be really tragic
Frau_Blucher 14
If I were you, I would've gone after the first time and stopped all communication with him. Don't allow yourself to be dumped more than once by the same person.
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Wow. He really wasn't thinking about you. May you open the next conversation you have with him contain several expletives.
jesuiskylie 4
I'm trying to understand this.. Did he just pull a Costanza and act like it never happened the first time?
MarDar 10
Happened to me once too. He was drunk the first time and had forgotten, the second time I thought he just wanted to come over and try being friends. I was open to that but didn't expect him to pitch me the exact same speech he gave a week past! He was pretty relieved when I stopped him at the middle and we laughed, then he left.