Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
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Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, I got dumped for not "walking the talk" by someone who'd laid a whole bunch of relationship ground rules on day one, and conveniently violated each one of them in two weeks. FML
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Top comments
602offroad 12
Maybe for the third time you should dump him.
devinaww 15
Maybe he'll forget he dumped you next week?
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Comments (42)
602offroad 12
Maybe for the third time you should dump him.
Lady_Spaghetti 36
For her sake, there shouldn't be a "third time".
devinaww 15
Maybe he'll forget he dumped you next week?
Colon_Man 17
Dump me two times, baby. Dump me twice today. Dump me two times, girl! One for tomorrow. One for yesterday.
anarchymaniac 22
Maybe it was for the best. You should be with someone who would actually want to be with you.
rhyspiecesno8 18
Really? I thought she should be with someone who hates her guts
beararm 11
y would she even interact with him after the first dump if she didn't like it tho?
Mauskau 35
They probably didn't speak and then he may have called or texted to end it.
Magnoxidans 19
Sounds like you dodged a real bullet with that one
chosha_fml 26
Not often you dodge a bullet twice.
nonsensical 26
I would just randomly call or text back the next day and break up with him. But in a nice way to spare his feelings. I can imagine his confusion...
pjsr 32
It sounds like he's got a lot of girls. He can't keep straight who's who. Playas gotta play. You don't have to let them play with you.
PugMother 6
I saw a screenshot yesterday of a guy sending a good night text to 5 girls and he had them as babygirl1, babygirl2, etc. This guy must be doing the same thing. I hope that screenshot was fake or something though because that's really messed up!
icefishbaby 14
I wonder if he was seeing several women casually, but found a woman he wants to pursue a serious relationship with and is now cutting ties with the others. If they had only been on one or two dates I can kind of see how this might happen (although he should have been more careful).
Lalala579121 27
Third time's the charm.
Fuhkyoo 17
I dont think i could get that high, damn
Ultimate_Batman 28
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