Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
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Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, I got dumped for not "walking the talk" by someone who'd laid a whole bunch of relationship ground rules on day one, and conveniently violated each one of them in two weeks. FML
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Top comments
602offroad 12
Maybe for the third time you should dump him.
devinaww 15
Maybe he'll forget he dumped you next week?
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Comments (42)
vikky538 28
Now it's time you call him and dump him.
MariaGiovanni 25
There's a saying that goes: dump me once shame on you dump me twice cant the blame on you dump me three times eff the peace signs load the chopper let it rain on you....
Lizzy500 16
How many girls is this asshat seeing to be able to forget a thing like that?
Fuxxxer 11
gotta make sure
redcode5 17
The first time he dumped you, it was his right, the second time he dumped you, it was a dick move.
Chazzster 29
At least there is no doubt about his intentions. Sorry OP, time to move on - I know easier said than done.
mynoch 7
Sounds like a FTW. If he does not care enough about you to remember breaking up, you dodged a bullet. Even if he has Alzheimer or some such, because he will just forget you broke up and you will still be going out.
acp2002 23
why did you even get back with him?
StoneColdShaky 7
50 Last Dates?
erict132 2
Tragic, Tragic