Animals: Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid... - FML

By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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By cpguru24 - 20/03/2025 17:00 - United States - Bellows Falls

Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML

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By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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By Desiree_lianne - 26/03/2016 21:02 - United States

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2025 03:00

Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:29

its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

GameRater01 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:30

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

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laurenonice 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:42

why isn't she marrying the dog instead?

deardaniel_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 6:31

wtf this is stupid --x

louyfi85 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 7:22

Don't worry, there's always her next wedding and the one after that...

quiksta 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:14

that's some classy mommy

Quelano 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:00

Noname writes fake entries. DON'T LISTEN TO HER LIES!!!

liveitlearnit 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:34

#67, I hope you are kidding. Noname is a title for an anonymous poster. They are not the same person.

lady_noir 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:49

I love the people who are saying that this is BS. I've BEEN to weddings where the pets played important parts, just because you haven't doesn't mean it isn't real. Get over yourself.

KiyatsuFox 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:52

Maybe you'll have some other part in it.

VICisFAB 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 7:27

WTF.

Harajuku_tits 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 15:24

your mum sounds like a *****

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