By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
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Mikeymikey 4

its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

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GameRater01 0

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

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sunshyne84_fml 0

right@#2 who cares?

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youarekinetic_ 0

i hope she spends alot of money on a dress for that dog. otherwise, it's not worth it, imo.

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thellamanator 0

hahaha #1 if your mom doesnt want u to be in her wedding then she doesnt deserve you.

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lpaul49 0

Just one bitch being replaced by another...

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roachspray 0

Seriously? Who cares. It's her fourth damn wedding. By now, I wouldn't even be *going* to her weddings.

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chespurplenuts 0

dont care, just go there, get drunk, get laid, get laid again, call me, get laid again. bring the dog too, doing the brides-whatever- is a tradition. hohoho

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demonkey_fml 4

Fourth wedding? Please! Be grateful that you are being replaced by the dog - enjoy the reception! Let the dog deal with her pre-wedding jitters and hysteria.

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MJC84 0

First of all I find this extremely hard to believe. A dog? Tell me another one. Second of all four weddings? It's time to stop giving a shitty ****.

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m0nicam0nster 0

HAHAHAHA so ridiculous its her 4th wedding let her have some fun and maybe she thought you wouldnt want to again

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AntiChrist7 0

how bad have you behaved to do that, you deserved it. but hey, youre mom is also a sl*t, so it isn't that bad

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