Animals: Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid... - FML

By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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By cpguru24 - 20/03/2025 17:00 - United States - Bellows Falls

Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML

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By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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By Desiree_lianne - 26/03/2016 21:02 - United States

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2025 03:00

Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:29

its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

GameRater01 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:30

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

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janatwin 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:38

.......................ok wow

soozin 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:49

hey #67, Noname is the alias for anyone who chooses not to create a nickname. You and a lot bunch of others really need to use your head

kirb_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:10

too bad we can't report obvious fakes

Taylorlake 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:16

LOL. and #72... yep... XD

IAmBridgette 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:08

Tch, I wouldn't wanna go to my mom's FOURTH wedding anyway.

Icalasari 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:17

Heh. She replaced you with a bitch Guess she needed to be around her own kind :D

theoneforgotten 0

Friday 10 April 2009 18:53

This sounds fake; who would actually replace their own daughter with a dog...I don't even know if dogs can be bridesmades...

pinkdumbledore 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:02

thats... odd or fake

your_fault_idiot 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:24

If you're going to post fake FMLs, at least make them halfway believable.

DubbaCTrumpetMSU 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:26

Fourth marriage? All I have to say is damn...

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