By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
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Mikeymikey 4

its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

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GameRater01 0

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

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Kirth_fml 0

How sad is it to have 4 weddings? Seriously.. It's a bond between 2 people who love each other.. Not something you can do every week.. America, for all it's worth.

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sevenyearnight 0

"Today I made up a completely unbelievable FML just to see how many people would actually believe that my dog is my mom's bridesmaid."

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blue_angel 0

...wow. No offense, but your mom kinda scares me. That is one of the most screwed up things I have ever heard.

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popoman 0

You're bad luck. Your mom got divorced three times because of YOU. It's all YOU! That's why your biological dad left. Not because of your mom or anyone else in your family. YOU deserve all the blame. YOU caused all the problems. Now, with you somewhat further away at the wedding, maybe the marriage stands a chance. Not likely, though, but one can only hope.

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akbar209 0

wtf dog people will go shit when they see a dog as brides maid

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All4nothing 0

good god! i feel so horrible for laughing =s

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