Animals: Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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Not so cute

By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML

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Red or grey?

By Cherry - 11/02/2023 02:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML

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Cats rule, dogs drool

By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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mister_moops 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:55

lol. did they bite?

netbeui435 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:01

scary.

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Jca56 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 2:31

so u and ur dog are scared of squirrels? FAIL!

Shikiangel 3

Thursday 17 February 2011 1:43

yep, they do that, someitmes they climb up in the trees and throw things at you

nika10105 14

Friday 29 July 2011 9:57

what, ur dogs r too lazy too chase off the squirrels? aren't ur dogs suppose to be chases of the squirrel for irritating U???

phuckejiu 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:53

fml for your dog I think it was more embarrassing for cus your his owner

ViolettaB 5

Friday 2 December 2011 7:12

The zombie apocolypse will start with squirrels. They lose patches of hair, bite, make weird sounds, and act strangely towards humans. (:

gingin345 6

Tuesday 21 January 2014 7:34

oh god I have to here the full story to this

bobbyguy 17

Sunday 16 February 2014 3:19

In Russia squirrels chase you

Dagger564 2

Monday 25 August 2014 7:08

I've been a tree trimmer for 15 years I've probably killed 1000s of baby squirrels every other tree has a nest sometimes two the parents never attack just get close and bark

Rammer3500 23

Sunday 3 May 2015 5:48

Why dont the dogs chase them?

NEkoiNU 18

Tuesday 16 June 2015 20:15

That's nuts.

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