By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
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mister_moops 0

lol. did they bite?

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emily_woosley642 0

Squirrels really can be scary! I once raised one from a baby, (The mom had gotten ran over outside my house and it was still nursing) At first it was very sweet and not afraid of me at all, but the old it grew the crazier it got. Eventually when it got old enough to release back into the wild it would literally try to chase me around the room. It would climb all over me when I tryed to take it out of the cage and I would go to school covered in very obvious scratchs. People thought It was from ruff sex. Theyre terrifying balls of fluff if youre not careful

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vdubz 0

YDI for being overpowered by squirrels... If the average human fought a squirrel, the human would win.

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urmomsass 0

#32, did u know we were talking very quietly about seceding from the US, Chuck Norris even joked about running fer President if we did! but anyway, i use aint and yall all the time, and i live in the city, ive actually heard more 'western' accents in Louisiana than Texas...

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WhyworldWhy 0

DROPKICK...OVER THE FENCE! GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!

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Vishpal 0

I find it funny that you said they chase you, because that would mean you were running away from squirrels XD

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Kitten_122 0

haha, thats great get a hose...but about the Texas accent stuff...My boyfriends from Texas and has an accent

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cellycrunk 16

that would be so effin cool <3 that's when ya cage em!

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