Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking...

By wooed - 03/12/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:26 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By I have all my teeth - 08/05/2023 15:00

Today, after two weeks visiting my boyfriend's family in rural Mississippi, we finally returned to civilization. Unfortunately, I pick up on accents really easily, and now I sound like a hick. My boyfriend thinks it's cute, but I hate it. FML

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By Danny - 12/09/2018 20:30

Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML

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Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML

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By Amber - 02/01/2021 02:01

Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 09:00 - Pakistan - Multan

Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML

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SamSJester 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 9:18

gotta love his commitment though

akiranozaki 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 9:25

Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.

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nygirl8302 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:12

???

fegyveres 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:00

And?

LOL_3009 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:21

shitest fml ever.

ms_not_so_happy 0

Friday 1 January 2010 15:22

and why is this a FML?

GloriaFML 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:22

I'd be pissed if my boyfriend did that to me. I love southern accents.

palmour7 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:47

that same thing happened to this girl and my ex, but they wernt goin out

hellokeroppi 5

Thursday 25 March 2010 7:21

y'all dats too bad

abbi96x 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:15

you need to get a ******* life...

fearlesstiger98 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:41

well good! I hate southern accents!! it's annoying to me >:(

darknut79 17

Sunday 4 July 2010 12:24

Your life is screwed because your boyfriend is not a redneck?

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