By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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lancewell 0

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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Trix_Disorder 20

This is the best illustrated FML up right now.

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karin_hanazono 2

love it! it's going to my favorites! XD wonder if it would really happen... XD cheer up though! :D

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Khfan12 13

I LOOOOVE the comic, but you should've stopped after the "meet me in the kitchen" panel.

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hopingE 0

thats ****** up bro.

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illovehim4ever 0

fucckk im sorry to hear that

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fml_x_20 0

you should have called her into the kitchen and dropped kicked her in the jaw

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bcbabygirl 0

Why did Lady Gaga come up in this???

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suntherian 4

What a bitch! I'm sorry, man, seriously.

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FrizzleFrySky 0

oh man sorry. it had to happen to someone. u making me smile brings karma to you.

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