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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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Top comments

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

Comments

You know there's this thing called condoms

Cody1187 3

Dude I made an account just to say: wtf NEVER reproduce ...for the sake of our future Never Ever....ever ever ever have children. Part of me hopes to god even though it'd be terrible your like 12-14 and just don't know.

dannidoll93 24

Oh my god I don't even know where to start! The withdrawal method doesn't work because of sperm in your pre-come so she could have gotten pregnant even if you'd pulled out before you came. Sucking the come out won't work- the sperm have already taken off towards her Fallopian tubes. You need a morning after pill, the sooner the better. Why didn't you use a condom or birth control pills if neither of you want to be pregnant? If you seriously don't know this stuff then you're too uneducated to be having sex. I'm sorry. I hope you don't get pregnant and I would also get tested for STIs. Good luck.

Wow you two both are one half of a whole idiot. Use a friggin' condom.

here a $10 off coupon for the Plan-B pill, better hurry you've got like 72 hours http://www.rxpharmacycoupons.com/plan-b-one-step-manufacturer-coupon.html

savagetitan 13

hopefully it will work ( it wont) because two idiots like yourselfs would only make a mega idiot

poostickles 14

What was wrong with the morning after pill?

i dont think you should spread your genes