chinchilla4404
United States
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
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dancingqueef
Kingston, United States
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
fail
Canada
Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
Joey
Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML
Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
That Dumbass Friend
Newport, United States
Slapstick
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Aracrifice98
Ouch
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Dude_Stop
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
seussical65
United States
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Curiosity nearly killed me
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Urbex is risky stuff
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
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SGarcia22 0
how do you do that?
goshpeople 4
"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"
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Comments (297)
Omni7 11
Drink lots of milk a shit load of it : )
lasergoespewpew 0
#59 Agreed it has lots of calcuim.
savanh_fml 0
******* dumbass
vannahvenom 0
*facepalm*
Alexander22 0
Dumb ****.
johnnyboy12396_fml 4
Woaw, you're good !
Salkadi 9
If it turns out bad the first time, it's not gonna go better the second time
Max1468 4
Why did you do it again, silly?
christinnaaa 10
this was added to my favorite fmls (:
MichaelReyes1 3
dummy! xD