By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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luvy 3

Y would u even bite his neck to begin with and y wouldn't u look before u bit if u wanted to bite

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drpeppergirl 7

This honestly made me gag. Next time look at what you're biting? Lol

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dumbblonde1432 5

I think I'm going to be sick XD

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Funnyguyproblems 1

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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TheNinjaBacon 8

That's what you get for trying to be a vampire. Things like that just don't work out in real life.

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carrotcake11 7

Why were you biting his neck anyways...lol

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