By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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isk8pro445 4

Who needs proactive XD

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finaldawn551 0

Did it taste good?

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Sporkly 26

How on Earth were you not able to see the pimple on his neck in the first place? Do you just suddenly attack people and sink your teeth into their neck? How lovely. Not.

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XxAqwa13xX 6

THAT'S GROSS!!!!!!!

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deaddonkey 15

Be thankful it wasn't his jugular popping.

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bobbigirl71 2

Didn't You ever learn not to bite?That has got to be one of the sickest things I have ever heard before!How does the taste of someone else's zip puss taste?Whats even sicker is that You shared something like that,You definitely have a fml and U bring it on Yourself You sick B*tch!

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sarahjo698 5

That seriously makes me want to vomit...

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