By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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TheBookWyrm 18

I shouldn't be on here while eating breakfast.

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handofmalice 4

there's a method to stop this from happening.......A. make him work on hygiene so it won't be there or B. look before you bite........I suggest the later so you don't offend the kid.

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SWSPTVBVB 2

Why the **** did you bite him you dumbass.

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Serenity77 11

That makes me gag. That is the nastiest thing ever. FYL :(

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brownieballs 4

Nasty I'm so sorry

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lexisayshi 5

Ewwwwwwww my gawsh thats disgusting!!!!

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sempisaviour 17

Ew. That is revolting. *vomits*

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