By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
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zp5 4

boyfriend: "hey guys, i farted and it smelled so bad that my girlfriend threw up all over the coffee table. LOL!" his friends: "whoooa that is so cool." "that is awesome." "hilarious." "i wish my farts smelled that bad!"

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TryptamineDreame 0

You should give him one of your rotten pregnancy farts right in his mouth while he's sleeping. He probably wouldn't be laughing then.

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Lisa89 3

You sure know how to pick them when it comes to reproducing

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caraphernelia 0

that's what you get when you get knocked up whilst a teenager, eh? immmmmmmatuity galooore!

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caraphernelia 0

that's what you get when you get knocked up whilst a teenager, eh? immmmmmmatuity galooore!

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ckysktr1 0

sooo hilarious, but I'd help clean up lol but still would def text all my friends

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AwesomeWillv1 0

This are the kinds of FMLs I don't get. If this guy was THAT freakin' retarded, shouldn't you have caught onto that fact before you let him get you pregnant? YDI for reproducing with a dumbass. Seriously, I just don't get some women's train of thought.

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Lindsay5454 1

hahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahhhahahahahaaha lololol hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha epic moment hhahahhahaah I would have totally done that

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