By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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Sjknight 0

On random sex facts it says the average is 4 in. A 4 inch ****. Wow.... I thought that was small.

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yclept 0

There is such a thing as male enhancement.

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crimson_alize 2

wow....just think! in 10 years, u can be in the remake of the 40-year-old virgin. Now u atleast hav a lil something to look foward to;)

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ItsBellaBitch 0

Uhh, what the hell's wrong with being a virgin? I bet half of you boasting about not being a virgin or being well-endowed are lying to us and yourselves. Pleaaasee. Maybe it seems a little late, but that's his business.

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BDB_305 0

Its not about the size of the boat.. its all about the motion in the ocean ahah

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Travis420 0

You should click the link and discover the Ron Jeremy secret or get a male doctor

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jtirado101 0

Ha. Ha. Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

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