By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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Top comments

RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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Comments

capjack 2

Ha ha my dick is ten in. long

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Capt_Beerman1942 0

Deploying : Prostitute!!!

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poazul6789 0

haha aww! shucks for you

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Lo0o0o0oveMe 11

I'm sorry sir , but that is just pathetic. I SEE YOU LIVING ALONE WITH CATS TIL YOU DIE . It's quite depressing to think about . Legit.

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scaercro 0

I feel for ya man, but anyone else find it ironic the state he lives in is Virginia? :P

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kaylynmarie03 0

Im guessing you still have your good old v-card??

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Rapt0rJesus 0

If you're such an incompetent, you could have atleast payed a hooker and **** it's brains out.

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