Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML
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Software development company. Not gonna put the name out there though, cause I like having a job. I got into this job expecting peace and quiet all day, but I quickly found out the bosses don't give a shit, and people can get away with anything but murder if they kiss enough arse afterward. You could pop round to HR to complain about pretty much anything, and they'd still tell you to get ******. Sometimes I wonder if they even do anything beside play tetris all day. :|
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DocBastard 38
Punched into next week? So you get a free week of pay! Make sure your supervisor signs off your punch card.
jetsown08 21
Hey, while you're in next week, do you mind getting me the winning lotto numbers? I know a Nigerian prince that can help me wire some of the winnings to you account in exchange for your credit card info.
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Comments (99)
Oceansnipe17 8
Sue? Hostile work environment? Assault? Take your pick...
racefreak 2
What's next week like?
Blurry_1 0
Sounds about right.
sacrosanct2 23
Hands down one of the funniest fmls I've read
KingreX32 21
You gotta love assult time travel. I wish i could be punched into the past so I can exploit the future.
Comoke1024 19
Pull a Tom Cruise from South Park. "YOU ARE SO SUED" :D
sydstoomuch 19
People will always find a reason to fight
Zaayuro 9
see ya on tuesday mana hope you are okay