Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML
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Software development company. Not gonna put the name out there though, cause I like having a job. I got into this job expecting peace and quiet all day, but I quickly found out the bosses don't give a shit, and people can get away with anything but murder if they kiss enough arse afterward. You could pop round to HR to complain about pretty much anything, and they'd still tell you to get ******. Sometimes I wonder if they even do anything beside play tetris all day. :|
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DocBastard 38
Punched into next week? So you get a free week of pay! Make sure your supervisor signs off your punch card.
jetsown08 21
Hey, while you're in next week, do you mind getting me the winning lotto numbers? I know a Nigerian prince that can help me wire some of the winnings to you account in exchange for your credit card info.
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iTransform 8
"glorified thugs from HR" lmao love the wording
Zedd_fml 8
The chicken wanted to pay, but Peter Griffin insisted that he wanted to pay.
thugzy510 0
Well good for you
Austyn57 1
dammmmm you got knocked the f*** out !!!!
pieareround 0
So, wait... you posted this next week and somehow sent it back in time?
Krulin 8
He sent it back through the temporal rift the guy's fist made before it closed.
constipatedlady 0
Quit your job! Er, I mean, "ain this economy at least you have a job" That's what we say to people with negative work environments right?
twinkiefeets 17
Where do you work!!!
yomamaOoo 1
You deserve it for being a simp
Badstormtrooper 13
Soon to be seen on A&E Hardcore Coders!
FireFlie07 20
I'm pretty sure this constitutes workman's comp at least. Good luck OP.