Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
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Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22
Don't listen to the mother. Anyone that would loudly proclaim something that rude isn't worth your time. Just remember the little boy's sweet compliment!
W4X 0
That's because she's a girl OP. Don't get all butt hurt because a woman didn't find you cute. There's more fish in the sea. LOL JK Theres an oil spill.
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Comments (116)
lolsucks4u 0
This isn't really an FML. This is more of just some stupid bitch probably jealous of the OP because her son thinks that someone is pretty when he probably never said that to his mom, so don't feel bad just because a stupid bitch thinks your ugly when you probably aren't.
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahahaha!
W4X 0
That's because she's a girl OP. Don't get all butt hurt because a woman didn't find you cute. There's more fish in the sea. LOL JK Theres an oil spill.
GuitarGod66six 0
OHHHHHH! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Who died in an oil spill 'cause of BP? Spongebob Squarepants! If drowning in oil be something you wish! Spongebob Squarepants! And float on the water with other dead fish! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongeeyybob Squarepants!!!!!!! Do do do do do do do do do do!
zp5 4
^ that comment wins
nocanhaz 4
hahahahahaha 23=win
MrPaulWalrus 0
You should have kidnapped her son, that would have shown her.
mintcar 9
Aw, don't worry about her disgusting and rude remark. The only opinion that matters is yours. I really hate it when people stoop low enough to insult the looks of others. Rude much?
smokeymcpottt 3
Take your shirt off!
afroninjashuffle 0
she was probably mad that her son never said that about her
Xavi89 0
what's up undercover brother!!
jakeisawake 3
Ahh, don't worry. Mom's are bitches; try meeting mine. I kid I kid. But seriously... mom's are bitches.
taylorr14 0
sounds like something ray William Johnson would say
jakeisawake 3
Aye, he use to be my idol. ******* youtube guys these days.
ArielTheMermaid 17
63 your comment is so true. I can practically hear him saying that
CoachLlama 5
Maybe the mom was freaked out because her boy is attracted to real women, and that was her clumsy way of trying to control the inevitable.
sweet_candy_ 17
CoachLlama you're so sweet :)
DocBastard 38
Nice one, Coach. Very nice.
nocanhaz 4
coach knows how to make the ladies feel gooood
prettyteen13 0
pwndd