Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
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Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22
Don't listen to the mother. Anyone that would loudly proclaim something that rude isn't worth your time. Just remember the little boy's sweet compliment!
W4X 0
That's because she's a girl OP. Don't get all butt hurt because a woman didn't find you cute. There's more fish in the sea. LOL JK Theres an oil spill.
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Comments (116)
Licklelaw 1
Shaaameee
buzz18 7
Well that's not nice
snagglepaste 0
Sounds like you need some ice for that burn
docscientist 9
Maybe she's ultra conservative and didn't like how you were dressed
TheMan4ChanCan 0
or the other way
phreshboi 1
or it you just don't say that
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Op, you probably remind him of his Teddy bear, big, round, and hairy! I'm sure you can find someone who likes that(:
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
kids don't know anything, they think Justin bieber is cool ffs. listen to the mum.
pinkpillowz 0
SHE'S JUST JELOUS!
FuckTheMods 0
Mods: **** YOU and your censorship of comments! Take this down. NOW, BITCHES!
fatman217 0
she's probaly speaking the truth somebody here had had to see one of the ladys that look like gladiators huge ,round and look like they can eat you
hellomynameisada 0
bit**
TheOptimist 0
You just got told.
sukatlife 0
sorry about it
zinoxity 23
You shoulda replied "I guess you're a single mom"
Rawaha 0
haha loser
nerdsgetmehot 22
Don't listen to the mother. Anyone that would loudly proclaim something that rude isn't worth your time. Just remember the little boy's sweet compliment!
suppressed08 2
this^ Who needs the mom when you have.... a err....toy tot?
aardvarkish 16
5, that's what I'm thinking. Kids aren't afraid to say something true, so his "opinion" is more fact, anyway.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
gj #5 u saved me the trouble of typing that out
FML858 0
agreeed thank yu #5 for not making me type that (;
izzie2899 6
dick
TheMan4ChanCan 0
that sucks! punch the b!tch in the face.
Junkie_Razor 20
No. The throat.
zp5 4
what a jerk. shes probably ugly anyways.
smiley_ily 0
aww (: it's okay, it's the youngsters opinion that counts ;) hope you still like who you are !
CodingSquirrel 3
The funny thing is that had the rude comment came from the child I'm sure she would be told to disregard it because "kids say the darnedest things".
nerdsgetmehot 22
#15 It's true, but there's a huge difference between a kid saying something rude and an adult saying something rude. Kids generally don't know better than to blurt out whatever comes to mind, whether adults are most certainly mature enough to know that insulting someone to their face is very rude.
rockefoe 6
i bet that boy turns out gay
rockefoe 6
okay sorry! that sucks, i don't get why parents are so controlling. let your kid think what he wants gosh!
FFML_314 11
Get a new face.
zp5 4
i don't think this is possible lol ...or is it...?
FFML_314 11
OF course it's possible! You just shave off the old one and....oh hell OP just wear a bag.
zp5 4
whoa whoa shave it off? that would hurt a lot more then just cutting it off!
Mr_Saddle 3
movie faceoff anyone?
IrishWildMan 3
You mean take his face off?......Like in face-off?
PockyBiscuits 0
Agreed.
Junkie_Razor 20
Several inconsistencies in that film.
StinkMonkey22 4
I don't know how ******* stupid you are, but how about you shut the **** up and get off this app.
Cressalys 0
Was she black?