By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 08:25 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Now you can move on to better guys, who aren't douchebags! At least it isn't you who has his kid.

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kerrwoof 13

What a good best friend you have... FYL. Now you'll be reminded of being betrayed everytime you see her baby.

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smallshaft 10

Awe, I like babies. I don't like lying,cheating douchebags but I do like babies.

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Enslaved 36

Ugh! Why must your name automatically make my mind wander in places I'd prefer it not to go? "Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? SHAFT, (ya, damn right)" Saw "Two and a Half Men" with Michael Clarke Duncan as a guest star singing that song. May he RIP!

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chris_a7x 11

Why do people think ydi? Idiots. Fyl OP.

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lilhellian 26

Because they didn't use the Icheat.. Becuase they want the badge.. Because misclick..Because plain douchebags..

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poccocurantes 7

Trust me, there are women out there thinking; "OP you deserve it because you can't keep track of your man." And to be fair there are guys out there that probably think she's a dumb bitch because her boyfriend was cheating on her. I have actually seen post like that since I have been on here and I am like, WTF?

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lambda_fml 40

Bet you slapped that baby extra hard?! But FYI indeed.

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lambda_fml 40

When babies are born the docs slap them on their arse to make them cry and see if everythings ok (or so I've heard). I was refering to that slap.

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speckledots 29

I think they were referring to that saying when a baby is born you smack their bottoms to make them breathe. At least I hope that's what they were referring too. either way. Never joke about hitting babies. That is SEVERELY ****** up.

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negb 30

The baby usually cries right away after being born. If it doesn't, they use an instrument to clear its breathing passway and then might pinch it or LIGHTLY hit it. Word your comments better...even though that was a weird comment anyways

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desireev 17

25- Yeah, because the child deserves to be hit because its mother is a lying, backstabbing *****! Makes complete sense!

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desireev 17

And, just for the record, doctors aren't allowed to smack the babys butt anymore due to CPS standards. They use an instrument to suck out all of the fluids. So that excuse for your comment is null and void.

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cheshireau 26

You mean Ex-Best Friend right?

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Enslaved 36

You never questioned your "best friend" who the father of her child was?

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Dracoboxer357 35

27- Considering her BFF was banging her boyfriend at the time while hiding it from her, I don't think lying about "some guy she met at a bar" would be much of a challenge for her, if asked. :p Edit: Just read 29's comment. ;P

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Enslaved 36

I don't think "BFF" stands for Best Friends Forever in this case. It's more like- Boy Friend ******! >.< She's probably Naughty by Nature singing: You down with OPP? yeah, you know me! You down with OPP? yeah, you know me!

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2RaRa25 6

Some friend you've got there. Hope you ditched her. And #27, good point. Though, I could imagine the friend found it easy enough to lie if she had already slept with OP's boyfriend. What a homewrecker.

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panda_lou 11

I suggest cutting them both completely from your life. Ooorr grab some popcorn and watch the freak show unfold. When she comes and complains like all us girls do simply laugh hysterically in her face, shove popcorn in your mouth, and walk away.

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bakerella 29

What a stupid bitch. At least she has to struggle with the woes of being a single mom. Just disassociate yourself from the two and move on with your life. A "best friend" like that especially has no place in your life

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poccocurantes 7

To bad you didn't know before hand. "No doctor, the chart is wrong. The patient requested natural child birth. She doesn't want any pain killers."

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poccocurantes 7

For the ex, I would recommend OP prescribe lots of stool hardeners. He can't give birth but you could make it feel like he is.

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