Intimacy: Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she...

By mynameisnotdrew - 17/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML

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By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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Who am I?

By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 08:01

Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Memory man

By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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bobdole 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:13

i'm really sorry bro - Drew

blowmyringtone 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:14

oic

Comments

JDtMG 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:13

haha. shitsux, man.

flakes_fml 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:12

lmfao #

KarinaLizeth18 5

Tuesday 31 August 2010 11:48

haha!! mmmm this is unfortunately very funny O.o sorry xD

bobdole 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:13

i'm really sorry bro - Drew

SomeRussianGirl 3

Saturday 19 May 2012 3:14

Lmfao that wins

blowmyringtone 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:14

oic

liray 4

Thursday 22 July 2010 13:23

HAHA sup drew

hairt 4

Tuesday 14 September 2010 14:23

OMG HAHAHA

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Thursday 23 August 2012 3:58

You were destined to comment on this post, Drew.

22b22 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:33

Haha Succks dudee ! Dump the chick!

z_vet 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:38

Ouch, it hurts!

Bauer_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:41

Well maybe she meant you Drew her closer to.... Nope your life is f***ed.

rational_man 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:03

perfect chance to get it on with that hottie at your office, without worries. Oh yeah, wrap it up with this sweetie pie of yours and get tested. See that, its the silver lining.