Intimacy: Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she...

By mynameisnotdrew - 17/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML

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By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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Who am I?

By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 08:01

Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Memory man

By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:13

i'm really sorry bro - Drew

blowmyringtone 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:14

oic

Comments

mykeal_fml 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 6:10

so.. what's your name?

anjrillo 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:37

same here

BB_ava 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:09

"that was amazing, Drew" --> "that was an amazing screw"

smart_stupid 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:34

LMAO at your name!!!

Al_HyLo 5

Friday 26 August 2011 0:03

Raymond

KarismaSolitair 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:14

Yes... ha... ha

Juno88 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:17

I love how your username is 'mynamereallyisdrew' lmao

Rascle_dj 0

Friday 6 January 2012 23:21

Not drew.!

coolkod1005 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 5:03

So what's ur name I'm curios?

amelia01_fml 3

Friday 19 April 2013 7:34

Busted

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