Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was helping a friend with a DIY project and thought it would be fun to add some glitter to the mix. We ended up using WAY too much, and now I have glitter everywhere. Not only am I covered head to toe, but I keep finding it in the weirdest places, like inside my shoes, on my phone, and even in my coffee cup. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 38
Edward? Is that you?
WearingHats 14
Sounds magical to me.
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Comments (157)
kglambert24 8
i wish that would happen to me! that'd be awesome!
klutz44 28
Was that sarcasm? I really can't tell.
kglambert24 8
must be stupidity because of the way you wrote it.
KillerPotato 14
That's fabulous, and I wish I had a ceiling fan to do that with now.
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Please tell me that is your real batman 'stache
False_Stupidity 41
Given that #12 is female, I sincerely hope that it's NOT a real batman 'stache...
ICastillo 24
Male or female, that is one badass mustache. I would be jealous if it's actually a female. Because I can't grow a stache like that. -_-
sig4life 18
Ahhhh princess Cullen. Have a wonderful day. ¥ Sarcasm ¥ I know it is a him.
alexandrialala 6
Sounds wicked. Must be hell to clean it up though.
micahdunk 13
Now you have experienced how Ke$ha lives.
SerenaSerenadex3 13
Ah, Kesha's daily routine.
micahdunk 13
73- You would think she would get tired of washing all that crap out of her hair. Have you ever tried getting glitter out of your hair? It sucks.
SerenaSerenadex3 13
Maybe she just doesn't wash it, and glitter NEVER goes away. Once it's in your hair, just embrace it xD
ICastillo 24
What if she uses shampoo and conditioner with glitter already in it? :o
gc327072 30
89- well if she brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack, perhaps she washes her hair with.. umm... lube maybe? I'm sure there's glittery lube, so that's entirely plausible.
trivel64 16
112 - I'n sure it'll be pleasant getting glitter out of your butthole once you use glittery lube with your partner.
ICastillo 24
*takes a drink of beer* Well that escalated quickly.
Kalipczo 21
Now the glitter will never go away, you'll find little specks and clusters scattered helter skelter for the next 10 years.
missyj0 12
I can see up your nose. Heh.
ICastillo 24
Yeah I can too. I see that little hanging booger right there..
andrew6p 19
And now you can shine under the spotlight op
Enslaved 36
Ugh! What a jokester! And glitter is a bitch to get out too! I hated when my nieces brought home those art projects that used glitter. She'd post them on the fridge and every time someone opened the door to get juice, there would be a huge rainbow mess!
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Now you know what its like to be jessie j ..I'm feeling sexy and free! Like glitters raining on me!
missd93 6
That sounds fantastic! I can legitimately say that I'm jealous.