Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
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Today, I was helping a friend with a DIY project and thought it would be fun to add some glitter to the mix. We ended up using WAY too much, and now I have glitter everywhere. Not only am I covered head to toe, but I keep finding it in the weirdest places, like inside my shoes, on my phone, and even in my coffee cup. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
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DocBastard 38
Edward? Is that you?
WearingHats 14
Sounds magical to me.
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Comments (157)
LightsxOut 10
All you need is faith, trust and pixie dust!
Dutchee 5
Since in between the Twilight, Kesha and Jessie J references, the original glitter master was still absent: OP, you are now ready to abduct young teenage girls, traumatize them with ridiculously tight tights which will feature in young girls' fantasies for generations to come, distribute drugged fruits and of course, raise your own goblin army. All hail the new Lord of the Labyrinth!
Sredit 11
Hopefully your room wasn't carpeted! Yikes!
onorexveritas 23
I should try that one some time
Xotoolyxo 16
It rained glitter...you should have twirled around while it lasted...it's okay to feel like a princess once in a while (;
cwjb99 9
Glitter party
Kkkdawg 27
I so want to do this to someone now! That's wicked!
hazemcnasty 16
awesome idea!
yresim 12
Tell me about it. My ex roommate worked at a daycare and I still find glitter everywhere. I think the only solution OP has is to move. As for those thinking this is a great prank, at least do it at your own house so the victim doesn't also have to live with it for the next 10 years.
loudema 5
That rules!!!