Money, Break-ups and Love: This is the end

This is the end

By MexyBoy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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You deserved it 6 706

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 16:58

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One last thing…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 18/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML

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lucky0514 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:07

Wow, FYL. She's a real catch...shoulda dumped her sooner. Take back the stuff she bought you! They were all gifts, after all.

XOfiestypixie 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:09

Tell her she owes you the money.

Comments

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:19

so don't give her back her stuff, or sue her.

ragsy 7

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:50

What a bitch!

Dynoblaze 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:34

how bitchy. ask for the money or just take something of hers as compensation.

Ridyn 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:41

Never give anything back. dumbass

thelonelylurker 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:57

OP's gonna have to choke a bitch.

diamondg4u2c 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:06

why would a grown up couple be petty and even come up with a stupid idea of giving gifts back?! you should of know it was not a good idea. santa dosent come back around the 4th of july and take the dols back from little girls or the trucks back from little boys...