Today, I woke up loudly screaming from a "night" terror. I say "night"; I was actually at my desk at work, in the middle of the day, surrounded by dozens of co-workers in their cubicles. FML
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Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I took a nap before work. I had a harrowing nightmare in which I was chased by a murderer and the ghosts of his victims at my job. I then woke up to go to work, where I work the night shift, completely alone. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, I had terrible nightmares and woke up several times because of them, as well as my roommates having a pen and paper session downstairs. I had to get up at 6:30 a.m. and sit through a whole day of team training at work, barely staying awake. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML
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abattior 18
YDI for sleeping at work.
buckdharma 37
Tell them someone took your stapler.
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Comments (57)
dawood_k 27
Luckily it was not an erotic dream and you making noises worse start touching yourself Now that would be an FML.....
False_Stupidity 41
The nightmare was that he had fallen asleep at work and woke up screaming from a nightmare about falling asleep at work and waking up screaming from a nightmare... So the real question is, is the OP really awake or is this all still part of a nightmare?
Godsofdracos 15
Full ******* mind blown inception.
worldclassrager 39
Work is for working not for sleeping
Aero_x 21
FYL that your job is miserable enough to want to sleep on. I mean just look how much you give a shit :'(
stevothedevo 25
Time to find something more exciting
Jadex64 12
You work In a cubical that must suck
Draxanoth 15
You're at work to work, not sleep. YDI bro. Unless you have like narcolepsy or something.
JJ_86 22
Maybe OP couldn't help it. I'm sure everyone with a boring cubicle work feel drowsy some time or the other. He just need to get enough sleep at night.
RedPillSucks 31
Or worse. I was in one of the most boring meetings. The worse part is when you KNOW you're falling asleep and trying to struggle against it. The only thing more obvious than ones head jerking back from waking up would be screaming awake from night terrors.
Kstruggles 15
If you continue to find yourself falling asleep in unusual ways get your thyroid checked. It might not be working.
Adam5858 17
Why dont you get some help if it affects you too much
Curlytwirly22 17
Did you not have any work to do
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Don't sleep at work. Even if you're on break. Just doesn't look good to your superiors.