Intimacy: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Shobz - 26/10/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

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Same thing different taste

By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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In the mood

By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 02:00

Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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You deserved it 4 269

Dude walked into a porno…

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 17:59

Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML

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Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

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You deserved it 3 736

By Romantic - 15/01/2010 08:33 - United States

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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You deserved it 4 162

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Keep going!

By Taraa3 - 10/10/2009 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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jector25 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:36

That sucks n I would shank them

Maxine17 8

Monday 26 October 2009 19:56

D: That's awful Burn them both.

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pooda082109 0

Friday 28 January 2011 5:43

- * thats ****** up , you're better than mee because ii would be in jail right now if ii were you -____-

illicitlove 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:18

that's odeeee

SpicyDuck 22

Friday 20 May 2011 6:21

I agree with OP, she shouldn't have to call and she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her! Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a good thing to know that so you can dump his ass?

ettubrute 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:29

for everyone saying you deserve it are ass holes i bet if the person your dating(if you can even get one) cheated on you with your family member you would be as sad as the OP, now do you think you will deserve it if it happend to you? i bet not! so she dosent deserve

clue_me_in 20

Tuesday 22 November 2011 10:18

Your sister is a backstabbing bitch. Unbelievable.

redmoon123 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:43

Damn that sucks.......at least you weren't married

armystrongbaby 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:58

when I first read this I thought it said he was getting it on with his sister

TreeStarOsaurus 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:53

That's just amazing. Kick his ass to the curb (butt ass naked if possible) and tell your sister never to contact you unless its a family emergency. Rose petals? Really? So it was pre planned and meant to be romantic. Fan ******* tastic! I'm so sorry!