Subtle

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:28

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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katie_bby 0

elbow him during a herpes commercial.

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laceyxx 0

#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

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vreaulamata 0

So what? thats in no way an fml thats a lsfw - lose some fkn weight; jesus... what? when ur gonna be over 200 ponds u want someone to say haow lovely and slim u are today while u stuff another hamburger down your throat? unless your weight is within ten pound of a third of your height u are the one fkin your life up! FML? NO! it's go FYS!

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ILovesMahBridge 0

YDI for having a body that can be elbowed YDI for eating YDI for having a mouth for you to eat with YDI for having a slow metabolism YDI for not going all Mrs.Bobbit on his ass YDI for creating something called the Burgerandpizza Super Fattening Shake. YDI for not elbowing him with a knife strapped to your elbow YDI for breathing. Air is extremely fattening.

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GemmyChic 0

OMG are you serious? If that was my boyfriend id slap him right there and then and would have left. You Should be proud of who you are and your boyfriend should love you no matter what you look like!

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Palistus 0

YDI for not considering that A.) This might be a joke, or B.) You might really be overweight. Also, shut up you stuck up b*****s on this site, the heavy 'OMFG YOU SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED HIM AND SPIT ON HIM AND KILLED HIM AND LEFT HIM' feminism is not appreciated, it's annoying, it makes you sound 12.

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1personinthiswor 0

I'm a girl. This has happened to me. He's a guy. Take a joke.

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