Health, Bodyshaming and Love: Subtle - FML

Subtle

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:28

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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katie_bby 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:49

elbow him during a herpes commercial.

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:12

#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

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karacutiekd 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:20

haha dump him!!!

lifesabeach1213 7

Wednesday 28 July 2010 7:23

Just incase the OP is wondering... all of the people saying 'that sucks' are probably fat whereas all the thin people are going 'you deserved it.'

thedeepthinker 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 4:38

@#1 EXACTLY what I was going to say!! Any man should know you cannot touch upon such a sensitive topic in such a blunt manner. It should be more along the lines of "As your sincere and honest friend I'm obliged to inform you that I think you would look 10x more beautiful if you spent some of your free time doing some healthful exercise. What say you we go for a run or a swim every now and then at our leisure?" Dat's better, idn'it?

alvidal08 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:25

lmfao wtf is wrong with your boyfriend? you dont play like that, you never play like that. wtf, i would havee smacked him. lmfao.

alvidal08 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:27

lmao i dont think you should dump him but be pissed at him, i would have told him "wtf ?"

tupaclives187 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 11:45

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jasonaldeanlover_fml 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 2:21

hes an asshole. you should of made him feel bad for him doing that

popper123 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:59

idk girl, if he is telling you then either he wants to break up with you cause your not suckin his dick or you are a fattass and need to lose a lot of weight

thedutchess8 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 20:52

well i'm a fatty but even if your thin i can imagine it hurts that your bf does that.

hahaheheugh 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 5:02

well if ur fat then u should b offended but if ur not then u shouldn't b lol

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