SHAME! SHAME!

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
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slooby_fml 25

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

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haw008 14

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

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Blink_me26 21

At that point I could only suggest wiping your ass and going commando for the rest of the day.

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reaxion 25

I would have walked out anyway and gone home. How humiliating!

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pdp_fml 21

Did you at least try to wash your pants in the lavatory?

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mvc3ftw 17

There's a "shitty wok" south park joke in here somewhere but i just cant put it into words o.o

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emtman 6

You can bet I wouldn't have stayed.

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Testing1234 25

Goodness bosses are really messed up. Sry OP

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BrotherPhil 35

Let me guess OP: you work in a call centre?

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