Health: SHAME! SHAME!

SHAME! SHAME!

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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Rememberance Day special

By Crappy circumstances - 11/11/2025 12:00

Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML

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Better safe than sorry

By Anonymous - 21/08/2025 23:00 - Australia

Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Am I a ghost to you?

By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML

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By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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Nightmare Fuel

By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

haw008 14

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

Comments

evey13 8

Saturday 3 August 2013 6:07

You should have sat in his chair bare assed. Then just simply walked away as if nothing happened.

Hope2218 11

Saturday 3 August 2013 6:20

How did that make you limp?

readthisone 2

Saturday 3 August 2013 6:28

THERE ARE TREATMENTS! 30% of women will experience this type of symptom to some degree sometime in their lifetime! www.pelvicfloorcenter.org

Neyuu 18

Saturday 3 August 2013 6:36

The only thing worse than the "shitty situation" puns are the "incoming shitty situation" comments.

laurend778 7

Saturday 3 August 2013 6:37

what the **** have you been eating?

challan 19

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:45

Taco Bell is my guess. Te quiero Shitty Bell.

gangnamstyle_fml 5

Saturday 3 August 2013 6:42

That guys an ASS

joopjoop 19

Saturday 3 August 2013 6:49

why is it an "all too familiar pain"? do you shit your pants often? maybe you should bring spare pants to work... also see a doctor

monnanon 13

Saturday 3 August 2013 10:36

i dont know about you but the pain i get before diabolical diaroeha (sp) is very memorable and ive only had it three times. im guessing if op had a problem that caused her to shit herself on a regular basis she would have been prepared.