Health: Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling,...

By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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Ring of fire

By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 12:00

Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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Always check!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bayonne

Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML

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echarlotte 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:36

a true fml

DivineZero 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:33

And income the "shitty situation" puns

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DivineZero 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:33

And income the "shitty situation" puns

octinate 17

Thursday 30 July 2015 21:13

Officially the worst day at work that anyone can have...ever

karcummings 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:34

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

JMichael 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 13:29

speaking from experience?

karcummings 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 13:54

ew! no. i hold my shit in until i get home.

Rented_eyebrows 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:08

#30 girls don't poop...ever!

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:15

that's what socks are for

sandraw1 22

Thursday 30 July 2015 15:20

#34 that is true. We don't fart either, or grow armpit hair

Rented_eyebrows 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 16:10

#41 that's pushing your luck abit... Next thing u know, ur telling me they don't wear makeup :*

Chicagoillinois 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 18:12

Why? A fire alarms going off they could walk out of the stall naked and wipe their ass now because everyone's heading outside

razora 4

Friday 31 July 2015 9:52

You can't hold shit like that trust me no one can

MyGFisaturd 23

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:35

Sorry op, but I bet that ass is hawt ;)

milehigh52 22

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:37

your comment should get moderated, ya weirdo.

Eliseopwns 22

Thursday 30 July 2015 11:26

hot like the taco bell that caused the shitstorm

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:35

What a shitty day

PurpleMyth 28

Thursday 30 July 2015 18:39

Funny and original #5. You are truly a benefit to society

bossking23 15

Friday 31 July 2015 1:31

MUST someone make that pun EVERY ******* TIME there's an fml involving shit?

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 31 July 2015 3:15

#62, Yes

rainbotato 14

Friday 31 July 2015 4:32

Id down vote you if it werent for your name

karcummings 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:35

that joke was in the shitter from the start and you scooped it up to use. ???

Wonderful_0 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:35

Time to sacrifice a sock! Well, I hope your diarrhoea gets better OP?

pharaohasphuck 10

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:36

Wow. I really want to know what happened next. Sorry OP, bad shit happens.

echarlotte 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:36

a true fml

FEATHDUCK 19

Friday 31 July 2015 12:30

Agreed. Agreed.

sjensen920 3

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:36

wow I'm sorry. But your situation is quite "alarming" and should probably get checked by a doctor

trevorr_16 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 11:27

Your situation is quite alarming indeed. Along with shitty.

NotGabe 28

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:37

Murphy's Law was strong there. Anything that could go wrong did go wrong.

rachelthelime_fml 29

Thursday 30 July 2015 23:34

Isn't it Sod's Law?

NotGabe 28

Thursday 30 July 2015 23:42

There is always something worse that can happen, like the building collapsing and taking the lives of everyone inside. That would be Sod's law.

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