Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
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Sparx1_1 16

Lose the girl. It's one thing if she wants you to change your hair style it's another thing entirely to chop off a piece of your dick for no valid medical reason.

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mariri9206 32

Agreed. You can find a better girl. You shouldn't have to be in a relationship where there are ultimatums, especially ones that involve unnecessary surgery.

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lilithfury 23

I wish my husband was circumcised. But I'm not gonna force him to get one, or even mention to him that it repulses me. Your body. Your decision.

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kalbrek009 20

Lose her, not part of your manhood. There's a million control freaks out there and she sounds like she's running for president of that club.

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Atmey 5

I might understand if she asked you to cut your dick, not just give the skin a bit of haircut.

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QueenAfrodite 8

That's genital mutilation. I wouldn't have my son circumsized let along ask a grown man to. Ditch the girl. In tact is better any way lol.

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wickedgetz 30

looks like a lose lose situation you in... which 1 did you lose?

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