Rude boy

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 19:16

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Welshite 39

I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.

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devildog562 33

You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.

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marcranger 28

OP, you would've been well within your rights to pulverize that guy. But take comfort in the fact that at least YOUR life isn't such a festering cesspool that the highlight of your day is showing up a young child in an obscene manner.

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thatcoolguy123 14

Was he on his period? ******* dumbass... I'm pretty sure a lot of us hear still call it duck tape

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supasupa 1

Men should be embarrassed by their gender

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mmazzaa 16

Someone needs to duct tape the ***** mouth shut

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shelzykid 12

If I happened to be standing there when this went down, I would've beat the crap out of that asshole of a man.

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angelofsaturn 23

i'd have beat him til he cried honestly(i have a very low tolerance for assholes). like what in the hell would possess a grown man to speak to a kid like that?

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keeks46 12

You could have slapped him. Why didn't you?

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xxreikoxx 31

I hope for that guy's family's sake that he doesn't have any kids. What an awful jerk! People like him are what's wrong with humanity...I'm so sorry that your poor daughter had to hear such an awful thing from a real ass like that guy, OP. :(

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