Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

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dyingstart 0

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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Junkson 0

My dad did the same thing when he married my mom, not when they were going out though, just when they got married. They've been together for 29 years now.

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Dixie_Normous 0

That would annoy the shit out of me.

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shananigans 0

This one actually made me laugh kind of hard. xD

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tangerine_12 0

just imagine when you have sex after you're married... "okay, you're pregnant now."

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eean 0

how about the fact that her boyfriend doesn't think she's entitled to an opinion. It smells of future domestic violence.

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Oishi_fml 0

Don't worry, it's really hard to tell when your actually talking about yourself.

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woxy 0

I'm not so sure about this one. It could have been adorable but also could have been a doucher move. Personally I might have been upset that's how I was "proposed" to but it's cute and a good story. LOL

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Nerification 0

I don't see how this is a fml entry......next time try www.mylifeisamazing.com

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