Risky move

By Anonymous - 31/07/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress a cute cop at a coffee shop by holding the door for her and saying, “You’re under arrest… for stealing my heart.” She deadpan replied, “That’s harassment, sir.” FML
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Same thing different taste

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She didn't giggle, touch your arm and bat her eyes at you?

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She didn't giggle, touch your arm and bat her eyes at you?