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Rehab blues

By Anonymous - 30/11/2025 15:00

Today, a week after my girlfriend of 6 years checked herself into a rehab program 5 hours away, she called me and said I was too much of a toxic enabler and not good for her mental health, so she ended it and I have to move out before she gets home. I was going to propose when she came home. I’m completely broken. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, my longterm girlfriend and I broke up after 2 months of me not being myself, due to repressed memories of a childhood trauma. Prior to this coming up, I was about about ask her to marry me. FML

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DLBL 20

Sunday 30 November 2025 19:39

Whether you or her were more "toxic", it sounds like you should break up if she ended up in rehab and said that.

Hangryko 31

Monday 1 December 2025 12:10

I sense we're not getting the whole story here.

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DLBL 20

Sunday 30 November 2025 19:39

Whether you or her were more "toxic", it sounds like you should break up if she ended up in rehab and said that.

Hangryko 31

Monday 1 December 2025 12:10

I sense we're not getting the whole story here.

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