Intimacy: POLICE! OPEN UP!

POLICE! OPEN UP!

By Obee - 14/04/2009 14:05 - Canada

Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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Private freakout

By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:06

I don't think you were just wrestling...

SKYblue_fml 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:04

Well, at least they knew that there wasn't a girl involved...

Comments

becky_becks 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:56

Uh-huh...I've heard that before... ;-) Wrestling....good cover-up.

illuminati_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 5:49

uhh #9, you should never be a cop. ever. probable cause for sex offenses such as a noise complaint of "screaming" allows police the right to confirm that no one is, in fact, in danger. as for the fact that they were screaming, i've watched wrestling matches when i was in high school, and i've watched hardcore ****. guess which one contained more screaming...

ayee_bbygirll 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 6:09

i cant even imagine the noises you were making with your two male friends.. disturbing.

mrcarmine 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 6:23

how does this have more people agreeing than saying ydi? lol

melissa_10 7

Wednesday 15 April 2009 6:38

wrestling??....really..is that what they call it now a days??

XxxrachelxxX 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 7:38

hah

YourFault 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 8:34

One of you three should try to get a girlfriend, then you wouldn't be wasting the police officers time with your wrestling. YDI

Seegtease 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 9:04

#95, you said "They do not say 'Let me into your house now or else.'" However, the OP said the cops demanded to look inside. In fact, the OP never said he allowed them to enter. For all we know, they could have forced their way in, they could have intimidated him, or he could have let them in for fear that he would instantly become a suspect or be arrested if he did not. None of those are acceptable, in my opinion. I really hope none of those happened, and he just let them in to be helpful. Anyway, thanks Zizzle for explaining what I've been trying to say a little better. Sorry for coming off so hostile, I just firmly believe an individual should always know why they're being searched or arrested. I don't think a person should impede a search for a murderer or rapist or anything - that's just ornery and stupid. But if the sole complaint was directed at the individual, and the individual knew he did nothing wrong, he has no reason to allow a search. We have civil rights, and as long as we're not helping a criminal escape by denying a search, we should stand up for our rights.