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By That_Indian_Guy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oviedo

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML
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homesuckfucker 28

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

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LittleMissShadow 16

Sounds like you were doing double duty...

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Ichiya 29

Sounds like the lawyers weren't the only ones full of hot air that day.

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DenBriZel 31

I bet you woke up the other poor bored people around you. But really, jury duty is absolutely boring so I think the real FML here is that you were called to it.

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sweetest_jenn 18

Did you plead the 5th? Innocent until proven guilty ;)

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cjmedic 12

Obligatory "shitty situation" comment that will get downvoted to hell.

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scoobydoo75060 7

I thought you only got contempt for opening your mouth

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

I voted yes on this when it had a little more information. It said the judge was looking.

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camogirl2249 19

This is one of the funniest FML's recently. I hope you guys were discussing not listening to the case!lol

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ostfaiz 18

and the jury adjourned! and op arrested for using weapons of mass destruction openly :D

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