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By That_Indian_Guy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oviedo

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML
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homesuckfucker 28

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

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Enslaved 36

Double duty? I've heard of excuses to get out of jury duty butt you look like you got this down packed!

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headofmedusa 15

At least you didn't duty your pants.....I'll show myself out

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tony1891 22

please do. make sure the door is shut too.

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kittykat1501 31

You are forgiven, but this is your last chance

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captainsmegma 12

Juror # 6 calls bullshit on the defense counselor last statement.

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thebigslim 13

Huh .... I wonder what justice smells like ....

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LiveLifeAllDay 11

At least everyone got a good laugh hahah

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cutiepie600 8

Must have been very embarrassing . At least it would have been for me .

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jbombdighetty 11

sounds like a shitty day.

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Miscellanonymous 8

maybe after that you wont have to do any more jury duty!!

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