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Paws for thought

By James - 16/01/2012 04:17 - Australia

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying, "I want my cat back." I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

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By Catscratch - 01/09/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML

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Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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Pelreskovich 11

Monday 16 January 2012 8:46

Go find a cat and give them their damn cat back!

daisyismydog 3

Monday 16 January 2012 8:49

A simple knock on the door would suffice...

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sezual 15

Monday 16 January 2012 16:28

This is incredibly ironic, our neighbours keep trying to steal our cat and my husband keeps threatening to do something about it. As ridiculous as this sounds it is true. Mind you, we live in Queensland, not NSW.

Akharr01 5

Monday 16 January 2012 16:36

How are you supposed to give anyone a cat if you don't know who did it!?

IhateAtroll42 8

Monday 16 January 2012 17:04

They didn't do well in physics class, they were aiming for a neighbor's house, but they miscalculated, and it hit your house instead. :D I'm using a vague memory of a video in high school, forgive. XD

Sidel 11

Monday 16 January 2012 17:05

how did they think a smashed window at a random persons house would help? well, at least you didn't take their cat. my neighbours do that, it's annoying as hell and the poor kitty has to stay inside...

deathbyfudge 0

Monday 16 January 2012 17:35

Sorry

AbbySciuto_fml 7

Monday 16 January 2012 18:18

Does the OP have a roommate?

hateevryone 14

Monday 16 January 2012 18:39

that's so ignorant. i hope you called the police.

DEMACIA_fml 6

Monday 16 January 2012 19:09

Soooooooooo... can I have my cat back now?

GoWithTheFro 10

Monday 16 January 2012 22:00

100 - Thanks! I drew it myself :D

dat_troll 0

Monday 16 January 2012 22:05

same thing happened to me but the note was: I want my heroin back...

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