Miscellaneous: Odorama

Odorama

By carla - 13/01/2009 01:35 - France

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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Hyperviolence

By julieseattle - 28/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML

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She's lost control again

By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML

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potentpotable 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:15

YDI!!! I know what it's like, having worked in retail. Sometimes deodorant isn't even good enough, you need to use the carpet odour-absorbing powder then vacuum it. Damn it people, quit being dirty and learn to shower AND change/wash your clothes so they don't smell like sweat and BO.

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:16

maybe you should take a shower?

Comments

kykeon22 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 11:07

Maybe they spray deodorant routinely, and you just bumped into the wrong moment :D

broderickcj 4

Monday 6 September 2010 4:17

they have to don't feel down on yourself

ferrettamer 6

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:17

who isn't who's friend?

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:52

they may have to do thAt after every customer, not just you. busy season and all...

jcdiva7 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:22

Guess your BO is strong and smelly. Use some safeguard

Ketchup_Castle 30

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:47

This is not that surprising. I heard French girls are supposed to smell terrible.

Raylosophy 10

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:01

You stink

ADIT_MAN 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:36

If you take a shower you shouldn't encounter that problem

LadyGore 12

Friday 26 October 2012 4:18

I work in retail and we do it a lot throughout the day, not just because people smell. Fyi

desertrose415 8

Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:42

I say YDI just because it probably wasn't you.. Imagine how bad that room would smell if they didn't spray it occasionally. It's just cleanliness, not an insult to you.