By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
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By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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WinterChild 20

Well, I guess now you know Victoria's dirty secret.

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RichardPencil 30

Some dudes would pay a lot of money for that treatment!

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WinterChild 20

Well, I guess now you know Victoria's dirty secret.

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RichardPencil 30

Some dudes would pay a lot of money for that treatment!

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GhostFox 33

And a lot of people, primarily males, do in fact pay a lot of money for dirty underwear.

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Sir_Cow 17

#24. I would not call someone gross because of their (Yes, I think the idea is gross) fetish as long as no one is affected by it.

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crethan33 6

@26 but sniffing shit stains out of a pair of panties is gross i bet its all crusty too

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RichardPencil 30

And for the record, I'm not one of those dudes.

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Sir_Cow 17

27. Yer, it is gross. But it could be your dad or maybe Obama.

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SSJ4Asterisk 5

Aww I thought that I was going to be all funny and say. "I'll give you $20 for them"

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chosha_fml 26

Sheer terror? Really? At a pair of dirty undies?

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Steephx0 23

Dude.. Girls underwear can get pretty nasty. Especially if it's that time of the month for her. Id be terrified too

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Lady_Spaghetti 36

ANYONE's underwear can be nasty. In fact, I'd argue that 8/10 times unwashed underwear is nasty.

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nodeathtoall 19

I mean I'd freak out if I wasn't expecting it

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lexiieeex3 32

I feel like this woman had so many alternative options...

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creditless 14

no, you misread the situation... it's a new Olympic sport: the 100 meter Dirty Panty Relay... u gotta hand it off to the next lady, unless you were the anchor :))

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OkitaCockroach 19

Well... She must have had good reason to have to do so. Or she's just a sick person who needs to be disciplined.

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OkitaCockroach 19

I meant steal the underwear, not throw her dirty ones! Haha

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cuz803 44

Free panties! Now clean them and see if they fit you. If they don't, drop it to a place that takes clothes

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Lady_Spaghetti 36

i wouldn't touch someone else's dirty underwear much less put them on

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