Love: No joke

No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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You deserved it 3 492

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 052

You deserved it 4 907

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 516

You deserved it 4 915

By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 618

You deserved it 4 881

By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 727

You deserved it 2 921

By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 295

You deserved it 11 882

By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 231

You deserved it 4 577

Honesty is the best policy

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00

Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 434

You deserved it 1 278

By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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You deserved it 3 094

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 21:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 361

You deserved it 12 166

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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You deserved it 34 581

TahoeFMler 22

Friday 16 January 2015 18:07

What a rude bitch!

Dilwann 27

Friday 16 January 2015 18:09

I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.

Comments

JLDork 11

Friday 16 January 2015 19:19

need more information. maybe he's the stereotypical jock who picks on everyone weaker than him and has a reputation for cheating on and generally treating girls like shit. OP might be a loathsome person who deserves to he rudely rejected. or maybe she's just a jerk.

Algorithm 24

Friday 16 January 2015 19:46

This is actually a really good point.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 16 January 2015 20:30

OP could be a jerk--sorry, I just don't know--but the woman in question could well have said, sorry, you're not my type or some other face-saving bullshit instead of being mean.

SkullsRules1 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:33

If she thought he was joking then she may not have meant it in a mean way, just as a sarcastic response

GunSlinger69 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 7:13

Yeah, assume he's a jerk because he's a man. Because men are all evil sex crazed pigs.

Algorithm 24

Saturday 17 January 2015 7:22

Put the fedora down, 75.

UH60 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 11:27

#75 Everyone jumps to calling her a bitch because OF COURSE it's wrong for a girl to reject a guy.

SilverZephyr 20

Saturday 17 January 2015 21:12

I don't think I'm a jock... Since i cant make varsity lol

DestinyNiya 33

Friday 16 January 2015 19:20

Ouch. I'm sorry on behalf of such insensitive girls.

UH60 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 11:30

I personally find it annoying when people say shit like this. Like are people on such a high horse that they feel entitled to represent an entire category? It doesn't make people sound sympathetic, it makes them sound like douchebags.