Customers, Alcohol and Work: No beer for you

No beer for you

By PerfectVision - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Long Beach

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

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By nick - 12/01/2015 08:23 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML

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Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML

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Sting

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You never know

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

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Go away

By xharuki - 29/08/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, I was closing at work when someone came in ten minutes before our closing time at 2 a.m. and placed a huge order. I couldn't turn him away because he's my manager from my other job. He was drunk. FML

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LOUNGE_LIZARD 13

Thursday 11 September 2014 14:12

At least you did the right thing.

MrSassypants 33

Thursday 11 September 2014 14:16

Logic doesn't work well against drunk people.

Comments

carbonbasedcynic 17

Thursday 17 September 2015 19:39

his racist comment is racism in itself. he compares skin color to a disease.

Rababco 29

Saturday 11 June 2016 4:02

That wouldn't be racism, but ableism, which is discrimination against people with disabilities. Of course, that would only be if he was actually blind, which it doesn't sound like he was.